Virtual Reality

So now, games are able to be all “Virtual Reality” and stuff, with Oculus rifts and that, “Virtuix Omni” thing and what not where you get to actually move in the game by moving your real legs. And that’s cool and all, which probably means, with my physical fitness being a lot better than most nerds who play video games, that I can play better than most peoplle. But it is missing one thing,

The ability to roll.

You let that percolate through a good audience for a while, and when it’s done, you’ve got your hero.

So today I found out that in my ROTC battalion, I rank 1st place in the order of merit list out of everyone. That’s like 200 people.

And in the country I am in the top 20% out of 5,000 other cadets in ROTC.

And I was just like, “whoa” and I feel weird.

Good times.

floodxland:

passionforwolves:

if your sad just watch this wolf gif. look at it.

who’s a huge big vicious apex predator?WHO’S A BIG SILLY? :D

floodxland:

passionforwolves:

if your sad just watch this wolf gif. look at it.

who’s a huge big vicious apex predator?

WHO’S A BIG SILLY? :D

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

heichoustoilethumor:

Sometimes dubbed!Levi makes me cringe.  This part however is gold…

Levi: He’s alright.  Disgusting, but alright.
Levi: We all get that you love him, but ~try~ not to act crazy.
Mikasa: … right.

My body is in eternal pain. I’m too young to have chronic back, shoulder, and joint pain. Ugh….

aduhm:

whetaver:

ok first of all if u ever propose to me using the fault in our stars i will literally punch u in the throat and sell the ring

the center of the ring tho

aduhm:

whetaver:

ok first of all if u ever propose to me using the fault in our stars i will literally punch u in the throat and sell the ring

the center of the ring tho